How NOT to cut a tree down
This year, our fourth on this lot, we had 2 trees to take out. These were between our house and our neighbor's, near the fence for our backyard. Last year, a friend took much of the oak for winter firewood, and so we arranged a time to take out these two and he'd again take the wood.
The appointed hour arrived and we got started. The first tree, the thinner one, came out fairly easily. We made it fall towards the front of the house and in short order we had the logs in the truck and the smaller branches set aside for recycling. Then came the bigger one. The plan was, cut it about six feet up and make it fall towards the backyard. We had a space between the house and the next tree of about 25 feet, so you'd think we could make it fall in the right direction.
After the trunk was notched, the final cut was make...crooked. So, instead of falling along the notch, it fell about 75 degrees to the left, and right onto my house!
The next two hours were most interesting. With the tree on the house, we had to figure out how to get it off without damaging the shingles, the windows, or each other. It turns out, we did a little bit of all three. First off, my friend went up on our roof and cut down most of the branches that were above the house. We managed to get those down and out of the way, leaving us with the trunk. After several failed attempts to pull the thing off of the roof, we decided upon a different tactic.
We decided to cut from the bottom, figuring that the shorter and shorter tree would then slide off of the roof. The first cut was OK, but the tree didn't get all the way off the roof. By this time, some of those shingles on the outside edge were in tough shape, but there was nothing we could do about that. The second cut was not so good. As the tree came down off the roof, it rotated, sliding along the house and ending up wedged in a window frame. Luckily, the window was ok. Not so lucky was my left hand, which ended up pinned between the tree and the fence. Nothing was broken, but there was a nasty gash in my little finger.
Help was summoned in the form of my father-in-law, who recommended we tie off the remaining tree and use a truck to pull it off the house. That did the trick and 35 minutes later, the tree was cut and loaded up. There are many lessons, but the main one is to cut the final cut for the trunk parallel to the ground. That one little error was the root cause of the problem... which made the project take hours longer than necessary and ended with six stitches to close up that gash in the hand. We probably should have used the truck and rope from the start as well. In the end, no permanent damage to life or property, but it was not the way we planned to spend our morning.


